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All
work and no play is no way to go through life. So this page will be dedicated
to Play. Send us your Jokes Funny pics or Videos and we will post them
here.
Heres one I found ealier
from http://www.frontiernet.net
Andy wanted a job as a signalman on
the railways.
The inspector asked him this question: "What would you do if you
saw 2 trains heading for each other on the SAME track?
Andy said," I would switch the points for one of the trains."
"What if the lever broke?", asked the inspector.
"Then I'd dash down to the signal box", said Andy. "And
use the manual lever there."
"What if lightning struck it?' asked the inspector.
"Then..." Andy continued, "I'd run back into signal box
and phone the next signal box."
"What if the phone was engaged?"
"Well.....in that case," perservered Andy, " I'd rush down
out of the box and use the PUBLIC emergency phone at the level of the
crossing up there..."
"What would you do if THAT was vandalized?"
"Oh, well then I'd run into the village and get my Uncle Brown."
This puzzled the Inspector, so he asked, " Why would you do that???"
"Because he's never seen a train wreck !!"
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